casssonicscrewdriverindeansass:

[jumps to conclusions] [jumps too far] [falls off of building]

(Source: atteniton)

naturefeel-x:

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

this sounds like a porn scene

enochianwarbirds:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

i borrowed my friend’s laptop and here’s the desktop

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which is a little creepy but ok

but did you know that you can set your desktop to change every now and then

BECAUSE I DIDN’T AND I MINIMIZED MY BROWSER

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I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF